I’m not crying because we argued. I’m crying because I couldn’t tell that you were angry, that I mixed up the happy, and angry facial expression. I’m crying because I feel like I’m broken.

Happy Birthday to me :)

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(Reblogged from tickleddragon)

Ever have those days when you’re like
“fuck with me and I will eat you”

Brain: I’m gonna quit smoking!
Body: Yea-One sec, rolling fag..
Brain: We can do it tomorrow..

I don’t get all this gay pride stuff, like it shouldn’t be needed…
I like the same sex, and… I should celebrate that why?

Mum is starting chemo for breast cancer on the 28th
Cross your fingers for her :D

bleachexile:

adulthoodisokay:

my-patronus-is-a-winchester:

candycanetardis:

nicoleconner:


The world’s countries can be arranged to form a giant chicken.

oh my god

The reason we’re here…
Chicken

So the chicken came first

im deleting my blog


Arise chicken chicken arise

Much wow

bleachexile:

adulthoodisokay:

my-patronus-is-a-winchester:

candycanetardis:

nicoleconner:

The world’s countries can be arranged to form a giant chicken.

oh my god

The reason we’re here…

Chicken

So the chicken came first

im deleting my blog

Arise chicken chicken arise

Much wow

(Source: sofapizza)

(Reblogged from kaymelton)

unikiddo:

Really wanna say hi to a hot guy at work..
So I’ve shaved the mane on my legs, washed with something other than soap, and pre-straightening my hair so it’s not too poofy in the morning.. Can you tell I’m shit at this?

I chickened out… Atleast I look nice

(Reblogged from unikiddo)

Really wanna say hi to a hot guy at work..
So I’ve shaved the mane on my legs, washed with something other than soap, and pre-straightening my hair so it’s not too poofy in the morning.. Can you tell I’m shit at this?